Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

what does a straw do?

a straw is used to poke people, to cause them to sustain serious external injuries. XD

phrase of the day

READ THIS POST AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
DO NOT SUE OR COMPLAIN THE AUTHOR FOR NOT WARNING YOU FIRST!!!!




during some chatting wif my colleague,
i've learnt one phrase which is commonly used in old days,
old days as in those time when my parents starting to work.

and the very phrase which is commonly used,
among/between the chinese and malay community is...



CINA MAMPUI!



it's so widely used dat, instead of,
"eee, celaka!" can be replaced with "cina mampui!"
"cis, alemak!" can be replaced with "cina mampui!"

when a cat come to snatch away the food, "Cina mampui!!"
when someone fall down regardless of his/her race, "Cina mampui!"
when accidents occurred, "Cina mampui!"

and when some kids flunk their exams.......

after furthering some investigations, the teacher in charge found out
that those pupils only know what is "cina mampui" that they forgotten what
actual words are supposed to be used.

wat to do?
we are here, in dis LOVING country.



( dun catch me, isa or watever, dis is no sensitive issue as it was meant a joke to release stress )

this column,

is for me and u to say anything u wan... come on, bring it on~