h*lysh*t

saturday nite,
go out wif frens loh,
hang out at e-gate there to let ppl see
and kesi kesi see ppl also lah,
dun say chi ko lo,
i'm so lonely,
sumore long time no see
beautiful stuff ad, so bo pian.

then ate some cakes,
chocolate latte banana mocha flavoured.
all mix together coz we share share wut.
then played our favourite card game "bridge".
damn syiok one, n see who most k**l**.

when i come back home,
and as i'm going to reply someone's msn,
suddenly i notice there's a slight portion of
da cake we ate earlier on my spacebar.
i was like, eh? how did it came here?
maybe it got on some part of my hand that
i didn't realli notice.
so i use my hand to take it up,
but then the thing is still warm,
and duno why it juz prompt me to take a
smell on it, and h*lysh*t, it smells juz like...sh*t!

it muz be da lizard's dropping
and da timing is juz perfect as i'm about to type on
the spacebar. wat on earth!
luckily i'm not youknowwho, or else i'll juz take it
up n lick it inside my mouth. yikesss!

busy life = happy life

gheee... yikoko MIA for a few weeks, why leh why leh??
busy la of coz,
but busy wat wor...

dotaalldaylong,
dramawholenitelong,

then wat u do in the morning leh,
sleep la of coz,
i'm human also ma no sleep wher can?
but actualli sumtimes also not enuff sleep.
coz accompany fren go morning breakfast ma.

wat lau, u also wil hav breakfast one ar?
i tot u zombie lai, no eat breakfast one.
lu siao ah, if no eat breakfast how can i
build up my big big belly? use brain la.
but hor, today summore go sports marathon.
go gym, swimming and basketball. lolx
deng leh, even weisiang give up wakakka.

anyway, juz a post shouting i'm stil alive,
n having contenting holiday + kinda busy,
so mayb blog post will decrease but also see form la.
kekeke.

Singalella why become rich?

Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.

She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat oso.

Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah.

Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao.

If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.

Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.

EPF poon boh.

But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party.

So he say, 'oeh, long chong lai ah.'

Singalella very happy because she never go party before but then her step-marder say, 'Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu standard.'

Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and step-marder.

Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai.

That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee.

Her neighbour came over and ask, 'Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?'

So Singaalella kong, 'I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian.'

She never expect but the neighbour say, 'Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money.'

So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different.

She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o'clock.

At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all boh sui one.

Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.

Just as Ah Ming told himself, 'Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat', Singalella came in.

Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.

'Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai.'

Ah Ming say to Singalella, 'eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!'

Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there.

But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on the dance floor.

He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number.

So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban.

So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee.

Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.

[ from a forwarded mail, hahaha. (: ]

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i'm not a regular blogger,
but i read blogs almost everyday,
much more than reading up newspaper.
and text books even for this exam period.
i dun care how much time i would spent,
because i know i'll stay informed,
with all those around me.

blogs keep us all connected, somehow.

everytime i look at any posting,
i would have slight taste of what da author wrote.
wat da author feels, n wat da author thinks.
and those made me feel like we're somehow being
together, tho relatively in distance irl.

aaaaaaaaaaaaa sdoasdj lqkf qwwfef...


sometimes i feel like screaming out loud
at late nites wakakaka.

why? di di lose ho chabo eh?

eh, i dun get it,
how come chabo eh shooting aneh chun?
someone explain to me plueeeezzzee..

juz now went playing bola again wif some frenz,
then play with 2 gals there..
walao, *schop* *schop* sound eh..
they were shorter,
theire physical were weaker comparatively,
but their stamina better than mine = =!! *swt*
n their shooting skills is like, pro shooter....
wat on earth!...
i can't accept this!!
nooooo!
someone .... tel me they aren't better plz!!~!!!!

erm,
anyhow i muz admit,
i've got weakness when it comes to ...
lol mai mention liaw.

sa leh lang

syiok also lah..
sa leh lang peh peh jiak stimbot, jiak hu chi, hu, he, hamik pun uu,
jiak dim sum to ice kacang, fried one gia lai stim, stim one gia lai fried.
all in all, hamik pun sut diok si liaw.

why leh? ka tat mahh.
u pay rm 17.90 chiak all-u-can. lu ko mai sut ka liaw meh.
ho chiak boh ho chiak doesn't matter anymore.
wat matters is the equivalent money u spent.
sumore pay rm 17.90 for dinner n supper.
not bad leh..

when u're too stuffed,
u can shake legs to increase ur body metabolism,
so that more energy could be wasted = more hungry.
or can go kaplui, there duno y many siu muimui,
n leng che che also. can wash eye a while if boring.
and many other things to do ~~

anyway, sa leh lang,
stil better than a lot of things.
u can talk watever things u waan openly,
and listen more to others talking.
haha, arigato to lu no lang.
if it's not because of lu lang,
my life wouldn't be so biutiful in uni liaw. kakaka.

journal to my west

yikoko has this long craving for sneaking out early in the morning to establish better relationship with his, borrowed bola ( from alex ) and finally make himself a breakthrough of the hassle of waking up early since he has been indulged in late sleeping again recently.

riding on the bicycle on the path exposing to mere sunlight, allowing his green-pale complexion to maximize its absorption in hoping that he could apparently look more "healthy". 'at least this is what casual people think of when they look at someone,' he pondered. besides, the alternative reasoning behind former lowly eq excuse is that so that he could have more of vitamin K? or E? or is it D? lolx watever, ( yikoko returns what he learnt from his biology class a few years back then ). so, it's still a good thing, at least he thinks so.

upon reaching, he finds some people already occupying half of the court. at a hasty glance while on his bicycle, there should be around five or six people with dark tanned complexion, skinny, and not doing anything but sitting there. he parked on the other half of the court and only to discover they are all girls. *sweat*. he didn't bother much and start his establishment with the ball, solo.

10 - 20 minutes passed, and he could hear the sound of talking grows louder, luan loh. he could sensed more people arriving, and it's all girls again. *sweat again*, he doesn't give a *flower* to gender racist or watsoever, it's just uncommon for him to see so many girls gathering at that court, at that place. and before long, some of them yelled, to him, "oi, dun play alone lahhh.. come play with us..."

yikoko, declined the invitation, as he doesn't wan to get any injuries as he has to sit for the exam the next day. so he continue on his own, soloed. well on second thought, actualli he's too shy, to play along with so many girls at a time. and there goes the shy guy, kebo, soooo lamee... lol.

即使如此，我还是很想呆在这里，因为这里是。。。我所存在的地方。