h*lysh*t

saturday nite,
go out wif frens loh,
hang out at e-gate there to let ppl see
and kesi kesi see ppl also lah,
dun say chi ko lo,
i'm so lonely,
sumore long time no see
beautiful stuff ad, so bo pian.

then ate some cakes,
chocolate latte banana mocha flavoured.
all mix together coz we share share wut.
then played our favourite card game "bridge".
damn syiok one, n see who most k**l**.

when i come back home,
and as i'm going to reply someone's msn,
suddenly i notice there's a slight portion of
da cake we ate earlier on my spacebar.
i was like, eh? how did it came here?
maybe it got on some part of my hand that
i didn't realli notice.
so i use my hand to take it up,
but then the thing is still warm,
and duno why it juz prompt me to take a
smell on it, and h*lysh*t, it smells juz like...sh*t!

it muz be da lizard's dropping
and da timing is juz perfect as i'm about to type on
the spacebar. wat on earth!
luckily i'm not youknowwho, or else i'll juz take it
up n lick it inside my mouth. yikesss!