Singalella why become rich?

Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.

She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat oso.

Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah.

Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao.

If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.

Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.

EPF poon boh.

But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party.

So he say, 'oeh, long chong lai ah.'

Singalella very happy because she never go party before but then her step-marder say, 'Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu standard.'

Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and step-marder.

Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai.

That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee.

Her neighbour came over and ask, 'Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?'

So Singaalella kong, 'I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian.'

She never expect but the neighbour say, 'Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money.'

So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different.

She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o'clock.

At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all boh sui one.

Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.

Just as Ah Ming told himself, 'Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat', Singalella came in.

Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.

'Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai.'

Ah Ming say to Singalella, 'eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!'

Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there.

But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on the dance floor.

He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number.

So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban.

So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee.

Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.

[ from a forwarded mail, hahaha. (: ]

7 Comment(s):

PåñÐã November 17, 2008 at 1:53 AM  

You are always amused by hokkien which is directly translated from english or something like this, haha

yikoko November 18, 2008 at 3:57 AM  

wakaka.. u know wat?
i search back wat i wrote in my previous blog at msn,

found one article from u also ma.
dat one summore got vulgar words from u lol.

dar_dar_ien November 18, 2008 at 12:31 PM  

i wan my holidays... gimme back my holidays.... T.T
just to spam... haha

PåñÐã November 18, 2008 at 1:29 PM  

I remember that, lol. where got vulgar word, u ask me to translate the raping news report one ma~ haha

mee kuu, after exam no holiday meh = =

KID November 18, 2008 at 10:11 PM  

swt...i say gab mai luan luan lai eh...tak tak jit chui mi kia like tat...jiak pa boh su zho...hahaha...kin kin ki pak kiu abo old liao beh ka uncle diok gui...

yikoko November 19, 2008 at 1:32 AM  

lol. cannot la.
if i go pak kiu tat tat jit later u all come back wa become godlike.
beh sai beh sai..

darien : faster come back it is!
dun genting dis n dat liaw. lolx

bug is back!!! November 24, 2008 at 4:36 PM  

Haha! This really funny.. I saw it before...

this column,

is for me and u to say anything u wan... come on, bring it on~