sohainess

6ppl standing in a line under the cemented poll of a basketball rim,
squeezing, sandwiched, n jostling yet just wouldn't willing to leave da queue.
Moreover, half of 'em are somehow well-built with muscle or concentrated fat,
yet these 6ppl stick almost skintoskin distance waiting for something, to happen.
this, is what we define sohainess, or in short sohai.

these 6ppl aren't juz waiting for something usual,
they are waiting for the heavy rain to stop despite of the very
superbly gloomy dimly shady dark *fillinyourbrilliantvocabshere* clouds
all over the sky with no chance of sunlight to be seen.

now, it makes sense why these 6ppl aren't moving around
because they wanna prevent those downpour from reaching their heads
as there is nowhere to hide, and the nearest shaded place, would be
200m away with long staircase.

the rain gets heavier, and the cemented pillar no longer
protects these 6ppl from the incoming H2O and so these 6ppl
scattered, and enter a 4wheeldrive which is parked nearby.
now this is more sohai, they could have enter the vehicle earlier
but their sohainess kept them so. as a result? they all got
pretty drenched n soaky and yet they stay inside the vehicle.
The 4wheeldrive become flooded with perspiration n rainy water.

it lasted not long until one of them suggest to play basketball
despite of the saddening weather and the "swimmingpool" court.
all agreed in unity and here comes again a bunch of sohais running
out of the 4wheeldrive to play unbounceable basketball under the heavy rain.

a normal sport session become a laughing stocks when
those 6ppl keep falling down due to the slippery conditions
and normal shot balls become air balls ( the ball shot in the air
without even close to the rim or even touches the board ) .
there are not much passing of the ball,
but instead recollecting back of the ball which they lost control of.

well? wat to do?
a bunch of sohais that have nothing to do in the evening
do sohai things to keep them occupied.






NOW what can YOU learn....


the word -- SOHAI.
you can use sohai as a pronoun, e.g. "oi sohai, get into the vehicle now! "
you can use sohai as an adjective, e.g. "realli sohai weather! wanna play ball also cannot!"
you can use sohainess as a noun, e.g. "their sohainess kept them from entering the vehicle."
you can use sohaing as verb, e.g. "the 6ppl are sohaing under the rain."
and many more! this word mite be valid in the dictionary in 1 or 2 years time!!
so learn to use it now b4 it's too late??!

3 Comment(s):

P@nda.... December 15, 2008 at 2:56 PM  

must give credits to the 6 ppl from ur story as acknowledgment~
so u hv to list out all the names of the 6 sohais, lol

Anonymous December 15, 2008 at 3:44 PM  

i think the place would be USM basketball court...
and one of the sohai, i think is our yikoko-san, eh?? Lolx

Anonymous December 15, 2008 at 11:25 PM  

lol

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