wat say you?

...da American version...

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student

named Chaek entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, 'Let's begin by reviewing some American History.

Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chaek, who had his hand up:

' Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.

'Very good!'

Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People,

shall not perish from the Earth?'

Again, no response except from Chaek.

'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chaek.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed!
Chaek , who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'F*** the Indians,'

'Who said that?' she demanded.

Chaek put his hand up.

'General Custer, 1862.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'

Again, Chaek says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Chaek jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher,

'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said

'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.

' Chaek frantically yells at the top of his voice,

'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him -> 2004.'

The teacher fainted.

And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor,

someone said, 'Oh shit, we're f*****d!'.

And Chaek said quietly,

'I think it's Najib, Deputy Prime Minister Malaysia, 2008'.

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...da Malaysia Boleh! version...

Indonesia has its Indomee, Singapore consumes its Maggi Mee - and last but not least, Malaysia's latest craze is "SodoMee".

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( p.s : got this article from somewhere else and find it damning funny, dun laugh your ass out and i'm not responsible if any of you got admitted to general hospital for laughing non-stop )